Just for fun: An interview
with Grenadine McGunkle...
And a conversation with Gladys Finkelstein...
Haul out the holly, the ham
hocks, and the hairspray, y’all:
Running With Scissors is moseying back
to the Everlasting Arms Motor Park for
another helping of holiday hijinks in Grenadine
McGunkle's Double-Wide Christmas!
Thanks to 2008’s persnickety holiday
calendar, there are only six shows this
season, and Grenadine will be on hiatus
in 2009, so catch us while you
can!
As the curtain opens, we find trailer
park maven Grenadine McGunkle (Dorian
Rush) putting the finishing touches
on one of her famed Christmas Eve interfaith
tailgate potluck extravaganzas—but
of course, things never work out quite
as Grenadine plans. Will she have time
to finish her makeup before company arrives?
Will Crystal and China ever achieve fame
and fortune amid the backstabbing of Branson,
Missouri? Who’s the father of Crystal’s
baby? And who’s been sending everyone
mystery gifts? Find out as Running With
Scissors makes a mad dash for merriment
this holiday season at One Eyed Jacks!
Grenadine McGunkle's Double-Wide Christmas
features new songs and several new characters,
including:
Dorian Rush as
Grenadine McGunkle, unofficial president
of the Everlasting Arms Motor Park
Bob Edes, Jr.as
Mailman Johnny Shoemake, who occasionally
delivers the mail
Brad Caldwellas
Punkin, a confirmed bachelor
Brian Petersonas
Gladys Finkelstein, everyone’s
favorite Jewish neighbor
Dwayne Sepcichas
Daniel Finkelstein, a reality TV show
producer and Gladys’ beloved son
Jack Longas Helen
Highwater, a girl who should really know
better
Lisa Picone & Ashley Ricordas Crystal & China, Grenadine’s
cousins/step-sisters
Donald Lewisas
Cooter Ball, mystery lover of one trailer
park resident—but whom?
Elizabeth Pearceas
Madge McGillicuddy, neighbor and accompanist
Grenadine McGunkle's Double-Wide Christmas
plays at 7pm on December 5, 6,
12, 13, 20, and 21 at One Eyed Jacks, 615
Toulouse Street, in the heart
of New Orleans’ French Quarter. Tickets
are $20 and can be reserved at NORunningWithScissors.com
or 504 606 9903. (NOTE:
the opening night performance on December
5 will be hosted by the Mystic Krewe of
Satyricon. For tickets to that show only,
please call 504 525 4498.)